ZSAZSA

ZsaZsa is a digital artist and writer. She holds no degrees in the arts, but has three in math and statistics, which she only uses except to calculate tips and discounts…and perhaps to give her an edge in Yahtzee. 

She is known for her distinctive style, usually sporting a hair bow, heart shaped sunglasses, and wayward curls that can be used to predict the weather or maybe the stock market, depending on the day.

As for her work, her mother says, “it’s as if Mary Shelley wrote Sharknado.” She contacted her father to find out if he held the same opinion only to receive the message, “New Ouija board, who dis?” 

She has a generous definition of what constitutes “art,” strong opinions about the Oxford comma, believes a great business card is a great investment, and thinks no trivial proof should ever be left as an exercise for the reader. She will expound upon these points at any and every opportunity. She also has a penchant for the run-on sentence, as illustrated above.

Ultimately she is a woman armed with an Apple pencil marching across the battlefield of the blank page.